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Jump in the Thames you get 6 months slap a goalie 4 months

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by typical, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    That is a good bit of info, typical. Nice one!

    I didn't even mention the eighty plus ***s I went through that day!

    Sometimes I used to have a ruby at 6pm and another at 11pm, before heading to a club.

    Then, one day, I got a phone call from Barnet Hospital at 3am. It was from their blood testing unit. The lady on the phone wanted to know why I wasn't in a coma. They actually sent an ambulance to pick me up and rush me to the A&E for special tests. Apparently I had broken all records for my blood sugar and cholesterol levels! They had literally gone off the scale - and I'd had an easy week leading up to that blood test!

    Now I am teetotal, my blood sugar is running at 5.5 to 6 and I have a cholesterol of 4-4.5. I still smoke 10-15 per day, but I have lost seven stone in weight and inject myself with salamander saliva each day.

    They were crazy days. And bloody expensive, too!
     
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