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  1. I've always said that no site or forum needs bad wums/trolls - they are an embarrassment to themselves, their families, their community and, above all, to God.

    But, when it is done right, wumming can transcend existence and bring us all to a realisation that this life - the material - is not the end. We are spirits en-clothed within a prison of flesh and bone, and laughter is the key to release. PIXIE, Stan, Ozzie - these lads are the flesh, bones and ****e of materiality (you choose the order - I'm not here to wum); and I am the laughter that lifts us all above that, Bod.
     
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  2. I suppose what I am saying is, I am the Light!
     
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  3. In a cesspool of wum-darkness.
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    One WUM to rule them all,
    One WUM to find them
    One WUM to bring them all
    and in the darkness, bind them!
     
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  5. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Being fair Stan he would see the funny side of anything you posted. <laugh>
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    I think anyone would find it quite funny if Ossie complained he was, mockingly, called a nonce. No idea if he actually did complain but it would highlight the bloke's complete lack of self-awareness if he did (unless his whole internet persona is completely detached from reality as seems to be the case).
     
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  7. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Ha yeah. Fair enough. <ok>
     
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  8. Stan

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    He did complain. Very, very funny!
     
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  9. Stan

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    Ossie's greatest moment today though was using the word "****ter". I haven't heard that word used for years, maybe decades!

    I think Ossie still lives in the 1980's!
     
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  10. I think he's in his 80s, which would explain why he needs the help of hoards of lady-boys to try to get his pecker half-stiff.
     
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  11. King Ossie64

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    Shoot him down???
    That's another classic from the famous kamikaze hiag on his 1079 mission<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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