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Jose Antonio Reyes

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It ain't no punishment ffs.

    We're all gonna get it.
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    How come jesus is still alive...ffs sake, he is 2019 years 5 months and 7 days old and has just won the domestic treble with city?
    :bandit:
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    budda is 546 years older, and won very.

    mind he chose sunderland, that stupid fat little baldy ****.
     
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  4. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    So some Brazilian or Egyptian footballer is worth an R.I.P thread but some Spanish footballer isn't?
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    ****ing not606...someone does an RIP thread and everyone starts windmilling at eachothers shadows like a brummy pisshead trying to get Grealish...ffs people...wind yer necks in :bandit:
     
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    <laugh> :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    2-0 MATE
     
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  8. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Please tell me thats a dig at us losing rather than how many died <yikes>
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nando's?
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Margate?
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I always liked Mavis. Especially when she took her teeth out.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Daft ****er was doing 135mph apparently.

    Thank **** the season's over so there can't be a ridiculously misplaced minute of applause.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    ****ing vigorously over the Flying Dutchman, I suspect.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Killed his cousin too. Haven’t read anything about any other vehicle.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What the **** you gibbering on about? Have I made an RIP thread?

    The prick was doing 135mph and killed his cousin, **** him.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You want to **** his corpse? <cheers>
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I threw a milkshake at Jurgen Klopp, and his goons flattened me.







    In fact, I fell over at work on a rainy platform, and ****ed my elbow up
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Can’t **** for at least another 4 weeks
     
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  20. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Try the other hand, you will soon pick up speed
     
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