How come jesus is still alive...ffs sake, he is 2019 years 5 months and 7 days old and has just won the domestic treble with city?
****ing not606...someone does an RIP thread and everyone starts windmilling at eachothers shadows like a brummy pisshead trying to get Grealish...ffs people...wind yer necks in
Daft ****er was doing 135mph apparently. Thank **** the season's over so there can't be a ridiculously misplaced minute of applause.
What the **** you gibbering on about? Have I made an RIP thread? The prick was doing 135mph and killed his cousin, **** him.
I threw a milkshake at Jurgen Klopp, and his goons flattened me. In fact, I fell over at work on a rainy platform, and ****ed my elbow up