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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Where the **** is "Liking Tofu" ?
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ^^^^
    Cis ****!
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    True but he's definitely gone for the money not football ambition
     
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    Absolutely, hopefully my comment didn't suggest differently, as I have no doubt why he went there.
     
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    At his age (given that he has won pretty much everything he could at league level) what ambition would you suggest he moved for?

    Like any other normal person he has gone to feather his nest for life in the space of 3 years.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Hope he gets kidnapped by Isis
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Does it have to be Isis? <whistle>
     
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    I thought he'd gone to change the outdated views of the Saudi government and by the end of the season they'd all be wearing rainbow keffiyeh's
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Me too. Hope they hack his head off with a rainbow coloured saw.
     
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    I thought Isis were like One Direction as in they are all off doing their own thing and everyone hopes there's not a reunion.
     
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    Lol

    ok best Italian red wine I can get from here?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Appassimento. Well Amerone actually but it's pretty expensive.
     
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    cheers bro

    yeh that’s not cheap
     
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    Just don't go Barolo, massively inconsistent.
     
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    nice one

    I knew I could rely on you Luv
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lots of disgruntled **** rage in here.
     
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    Not an issue with that but I heard some bollocks he came out with about the challenge and changing the wider perception of Saudi. Just take a selfie rolling around in millions in cash, retire from the international team you aren’t good enough for but the ****cunt manager picks you for anyway and pocket the bread.
     
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    Tofu is decent if you know how to flavour it properly. ******s try it once on its own and decide they don’t like it. Healthy too.
     
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    I've had tofu that was decent. It's not meat though and it's better when people don't try to pretend it tastes like meat. When they try to make tofu taste like meat it usually fails.

    It's like those "beyond burgers" and other fake meat burgers... they taste like crap. But black bean burgers and vegetarian options that don't try to pretend they're meat actually can taste pretty good.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Good job I've tried it more than once ... still ****e ...
     
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