Jonas Gutierrez

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Alfie

Alfie

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Jonas Guti-****ing-errez! What a ****! How dare he go having a ****ing blinder, setting up two ****ing goals and being ****ing man of the ****ing match! Not only that but he didn't write individually to every ****ing fan in the crowd thanking them for their ****ing attendance!
AND having gorgeous ****ing hair and not cutting off locks of it and giving it to the ****ing fans to show his ****ing appreciation? Out-****ing-ragous!
Man 0f the ****ing match? What a ****ing prick I say!!!

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I agree.

When he dropped the missus off after her Colo time he didn't even give me that little shrug.

Sell him and invade Argentina (if the French let us have the keys to the aircraft carrier of course)...
 
overseasTOON said:
Sell him and invade Argentina (if the French let us have the keys to the aircraft carrier of course)...
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What they gonna do? Fight us for it? Nah just get over there and tell them we're taking it for a while.
Maybe the Ark Royal hasn't been scrapped yet, we could bring it out of retirement for a bit extra firepower!
 
Dear Nic,

I was wondering if we can borrow the keys to the aircraft carrier next week?

We want to go to Argentina for a long weekend and as you know; ours is in the shop (again).

I'm guessing we could just take the standard flotilla of destroyers and other logistical craft to shell Buenos Aires from the sea and always have the omnipresent threat of a nuclear sub in Argentine waters but it's just not the same without aircraft.

As you are aware; they have become de riguer in invasions over the last few decades and we think we'd make a far better shock and awe campaign with them available.

As always, I remain a close friend and I send love to you and your stunning wife who I'd love to smash. Maybe we can have a key party? Me, you, our beloveds and Richard Keys.

Let me know.

Cheers,

Dave and Sam
 
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