I learned from bitter experience that jokes can be cruel and karma has a habit of kicking you in the teeth. For example, I used to like this old joke... What should you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing. Sadly 3 years ago my wife had a seizure in the bath tub and died... ...she choked on a sock.
Did you hear about the Irish exorcism? Its where the mother had to phone the devil to get the priest out of her son.
What's the difference between Acne & a Catholic priest? Acne don't cum on your face until your at least 13.
If Winston Churchill were alive today, I wonder what he would make of British Bankers? "Never have so few taken so much from so many."