Jokes
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I came out of greggs eating a pasty!
A bloke sitting outside said I haven’t eaten for 5 Days!
I said you have more will power than me.
A bloke sitting outside said I haven’t eaten for 5 Days!
I said you have more will power than me.
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Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...
Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...
Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head...
"Are you going to f*ck me?" shouts the girl....
"Yes, but I don"t know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"
Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...
Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head...
"Are you going to f*ck me?" shouts the girl....
"Yes, but I don"t know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"
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