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If you're wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
 
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