Jokes
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I'm not going out there it's to warm!
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He nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet.
"I'm gonna need more than that," she said.
Taking a breath, he then put in 3 fingers.
"Go on, get your whole hand in," she demanded.
He wanted to please her, so he did what she said: he was really sweating now.
"It's no good, you'll have to put both hands in".
He closed his eyes & thrust forward with his other hand & she let out a scream.
"There you go, it's not that hard doing the washing up..!!!
"I'm gonna need more than that," she said.
Taking a breath, he then put in 3 fingers.
"Go on, get your whole hand in," she demanded.
He wanted to please her, so he did what she said: he was really sweating now.
"It's no good, you'll have to put both hands in".
He closed his eyes & thrust forward with his other hand & she let out a scream.
"There you go, it's not that hard doing the washing up..!!!
Johnny was at school and the teacher said, "Someone use fascinate in a sentence." Sally answered, "The zoo was fascinating." The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence." Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo." Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence."
Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater." Again the teacher said, "Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
An old lady got on a lift in a very lavish building, when a young woman gets on, smelling of perfume.
The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says
"Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!"
Then another young woman gets on the lift and also very arrogantly says
"Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!"
About 3 floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the lift,
but before she leaves, she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says
"Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"
The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says
"Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!"
Then another young woman gets on the lift and also very arrogantly says
"Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!"
About 3 floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the lift,
but before she leaves, she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says
"Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"
