Spoke to an uncle of mine in the UK yesterday and asked how he would be voting. He said he was suffering from erectile dysfunction, meaning he couldn't get aroused by any of the standing candidates.
Spoke to an uncle of mine in the UK yesterday and asked how he would be voting. He said he was suffering from erectile dysfunction, meaning he couldn't get aroused by any of the standing candidates.
I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."