Jokes

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A fat bird came smiling up to me in a nightclub, put her hand on my groin and said "Have a guess what I want in my mouth tonight."
"I...I...I don't know" I stuttered.
"I'll give you a clue," she laughed, "It has four letters and begins with 'C'"
"Oh, that's easy," I said, looking her up and down, "Cake."