Jokes

[blonogasoven]

My wife just called the house phone.

"I've broken down on the M25, just before junction 6" she panicked.

"Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."

After having a sh*t, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"

 

[blonogasoven]

Why is it when I get on a plane everything shrinks?

I get this tiny roll and a small bit of cake.

A minute bit of leg space.

A can of drink comes and it's half the size of a normal one.

**** knows how big those stewardesses really are.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

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[oldschool]

Sharia law does have it's pluses....a man has had his hand sewn back on after winning his appeal

 

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[Makemstine Roger]

Real Madrid are reportedly interested in signing Spurs full back Destiny Udogie in July.

They asked chairman Daniel Levy, 'How much is Udogie in the window'?

 

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