Jokes

[brisbane-lion]

Just had a good laugh at the above jokes. Well done, you lot, 'specially Mr OLOF and his efforts.

 

[Aski]

Just got a job working at an optician’s, so my jokes will be even more cornea.

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

Just had a good laugh at the above jokes. Well done, you lot, 'specially Mr OLOF and his efforts.

I was peeing myself at some of these

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

Posting this as I think this witch is a joke. Now she's gone out of her way to prove it!

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She was pretty useless there, she should have asked a more specific question given it was obvious what she was really asking.

tbf anyone (*) can get it wrong (even I can though it hasn’t happened for a decade or two) and she does try to hold all shades of opinion to account unlike the great Laura K

(*) except you dear, in case my wife looks over my shoulder

 

[brisbane-lion]

I was peeing myself at some of these

I don't need jokes for that. At my age it just comes naturally.

 

[oldschool]

moved out of london to the norfolk broads, nice to know that a hoedown now has no connection to a hooker with a bullet wound

 

[stonkin]

Just got a job working at an optician’s, so my jokes will be even more cornea.

Would've been better to get a job at a chiropodist's and then your jokes could be corny

 

[Aski]

Would've been better to get a job at a chiropodist's and then your jokes could be corny

That was going to be next week's joke

 

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[Infidel]

Remember watching Countdown when Carol Vordaman was on.
I got AROUSED !!!!!!
Not bad…. Severn letters and didn’t stay on at school

 

[Makemstine Roger]

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[oldschool]

Me and my conjoined twin had to go to the only place that could do the procedure it was in Oz.... where we where separated at perth

 

[stonkin]

Me and my conjoined twin had to go to the only place that could do the procedure it was in Oz.... where we where separated at perth

Could've gone to Birth (Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany)

 

[oldschool]

Could've gone to Birth (Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany)

At least we didn't go to hell (Norway)

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Could've gone to Birth (Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany)

lived there Bergheim to the left of Cologne

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

I don't need jokes for that. At my age it just comes naturally.

It was kind of you not to suggest that was my problem too (it is)

 

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