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brisbane-lion
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hmmm not so sure about all this gender chromosome thing, i thought there was only three......XX-female....XY-male....Yi-geordie
A royal shags a prostitue and is a nonce.. But loads got to shag Diana and loads think she was a goddess.
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Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
The wife's getting a bit lazy these days every time I go for a piss the sink's full of pots
i got a frozen meal for my tea yesterday from iceland as the wife was out, bit dubious cooking instructions .....remove packaging and film lid, cooking time 45 mins...got my phone out and did as instructed ,filmed it for over double the time...but the twat was still frozen