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thalidomide porn star had an arm like a baby's cock
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Can't believe that in this day and age wearing underwear in the garden would upset anyone----fair enough it wasn't my underwear or garden!!!
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My wife told me that our new kitten had to be chipped.
I only had a 9 iron but still got it over the shed!
I only had a 9 iron but still got it over the shed!
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley . . . . now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme !
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Statistics don’t lie
Average duration of a phone call
boy to boy: 59 seconds
Boy to mother : 57 seconds
Boy to dad : 30 seconds
Boy to girl : 1 hour 23 mins
Girl to girl : 5 hours
Husband to wife: 3 seconds
wife to husband : 14 missed calls.
Average duration of a phone call
boy to boy: 59 seconds
Boy to mother : 57 seconds
Boy to dad : 30 seconds
Boy to girl : 1 hour 23 mins
Girl to girl : 5 hours
Husband to wife: 3 seconds
wife to husband : 14 missed calls.
what's orange and sounds like a parrot......half of essex