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Diane Abbott goes to the doctors and says;"Dr, I need your help. I'm 68 years old and I can't count".
Dr says; "What I'm going to need you to do is strip naked and squat in the corner over there".
She does so and he then instructs her to move to another corner and do the same, then to by the wall next to his university degree and then to by the window.
She says, "Dr, how is this going to help me with my counting"?
He says, "It won't, there's **** all I can do. But I've just ordered a new black leather armchair and I'm wondering where it will look best".
 
Diane Abbott goes to the doctors and says;"Dr, I need your help. I'm 68 years old and I can't count".
Dr says; "What I'm going to need you to do is strip naked and squat in the corner over there".
She does so and he then instructs her to move to another corner and do the same, then to by the wall next to his university degree and then to by the window.
She says, "Dr, how is this going to help me with my counting"?
He says, "It won't, there's **** all I can do. But I've just ordered a new black leather armchair and I'm wondering where it will look best".
It seems that there is a queue forming behind Roger, and we all know where he's going!! <doh><yikes><yikes>
 
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