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Putting your own farts in a bottle - weird, eccentric call it what you want but buying them that is surely sectionable behaviour
He apparently left Germany to return to the UK for a while,
He has been spotted once on his journey but no news recently
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Haha. A long time ago a pissed up mate of mine who was in the RAF regiment stole an FV432 armoured personnel carrier, drove it over the German border into Holland and crashed it into a pub. Maybe...
He had a similar employment status to Wolfie once he'd done his time in Colchester.
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What do you call a gay french baker....a ***uette
There was an Englishman and a Scotsman sitting in a pub having a drink.
The Englishman was doing a crossword and says to the Scotsman do you know the answer to this one?
"What do you call a person who is shipwrecked on a desert island? it starts with an M and ends with a D"
"Marooned" said the Scotsman.
"Thanks a lot said the Englishman - I'll have a double whiskey"
The Englishman was doing a crossword and says to the Scotsman do you know the answer to this one?
"What do you call a person who is shipwrecked on a desert island? it starts with an M and ends with a D"
"Marooned" said the Scotsman.
"Thanks a lot said the Englishman - I'll have a double whiskey"
brisbane-lion
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I get frustrated being the same age as old people. Does anyone else have this problem?
At your age you should be thankful and seriously consider the alternative!!
brisbane-lion
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a delivery driver from yodel asked me if i had the correct time....i said somewhere between 8 and 5
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