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walked into a place on the high street the other day after seeing a sign which said "four strippers for £3.99" i asked the assistant is that topless or completely naked?
he said "mate this is domino's they're chicken strippers".....i said "oh now the price makes sense, how long is each dance"
he said "mate this is domino's they're chicken strippers".....i said "oh now the price makes sense, how long is each dance"
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to have a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The famous
surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "Look at this engine, Doc.
I can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish it will work just
like a new one. How come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
while it's running."
famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to have a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The famous
surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "Look at this engine, Doc.
I can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish it will work just
like a new one. How come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
while it's running."
GETTING OLD AND I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF WHEN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTES AS WELLYou posted that one 9 hours earlier Rog
saw a sign in the pub yesterday that made me piss myself...toilet closed
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