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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A Jack," said Johnny.



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England fans at the Euros.
Out group stage. F*ck off Southgate you're sh*t.
Out second round. F*ck off Southgate.
Out at quarter finals. F*ck you Southgate.
Out at semis. F*ck you Southgate, can't finish the job.
Out at the final. F*ck you Southgate. Team selection was sh*t.
Win the competition. Southgate you lucky b*stard, should never have won it.