brisbane-lion
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The other day I came across a man pouring petrol over illegal immigrants and setting them alight. I said "What are you doing?" He said "About fifteen to the gallon."
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I’ve offered my elderly neighbour ten quid to let me have a go on her Stannah stairlift. I hope she takes me up on it.
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.
A man entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.
A man entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
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off topic....but this is a good read for all the oldies on here, proper footy with proper men plenty of great players, and of course we are in it !!
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Hard Hitting.
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Spare a thought for the police who have had to cancel their annual McCann holiday at the last minute.
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