Jokes

[Eric Le Merde]

Only it's not really Great Britain, just Yorkshire and Lancashire

Australia is really only Queensland, but then everybody knows that in Queensland it's beautiful one day and perfect the next.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Australia is really only Queensland, but then everybody knows that in Queensland it's beautiful one day and perfect the next.

Not so Beautiful last time I went, cars under water, roads flooded, shopping centres flooded, hotel flooded, and 3 days of torrential rain. Too wet even to be a fish.

 

[Eric Le Merde]

Not so Beautiful last time I went, cars under water, roads flooded, shopping centres flooded, hotel flooded, and 3 days of torrential rain. Too wet even to be a fish.

We knew you were coming

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

We knew you were coming

And yet you still left your cars to float around underground carparks, still you must have been impressed how a pom had to show you he kept his hire car safe.
The hotel balconies filled with water, then flowed through the rooms and into the passage ways, down the lift into the lagoon front entrance, Aussie built
Maybe that's why you're good swimmers, it was the best way to get around the hotel.

 

[Irishshako]

Great White sharks make you swim faster

Are there any bl**k sharks, they aren't great swimmers.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Are there any bl**k sharks, they aren't great swimmers.

That's why the sharks are so big and fat.

 

[Irishshako]

That's why the sharks are so big and fat.

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

A Large country but a very select population.

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yep, true, not anyone could go on those convict ships. You had to earn the right.

 

[brisbane-lion]

yep, true, not anyone could go on those convict ships. You had to earn the right.

Or in my case, have ten quid to spare.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Or in my case, have ten quid to spare.

Yer sure, and being known as the Southwark Strangler is just a coincidence.

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

Or in my case, have ten quid to spare.

Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.

That’s what they told you just wanted to leave you behind I reckon

 

[wakeybreakyheart]

Oh and Rugby League

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Rugby league is small time

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Rugby league is small time

Aussies are small time, that's why they like rugby league.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.

Brisbane was in chains in the hold singing old man River.

 

[Irishshako]

Aussies are small time, that's why they like rugby league.

I like rugby league, but I'm small(apparently)

 

[Irishshako]

Brisbane was in chains in the hold singing old man River.

No, he was singing to Narcos relative, hold my reefer

 

[brisbane-lion]

Yep my relatives went for that deal, ocean cruise for a tenner a head can’t be bad. They were gutted when they arrived and found it was a one way only ticket.

should have read the fine print, 2020. They could read, couldn't they?

 

[brisbane-lion]

Brisbane was in chains in the hold singing old man River.

And the bastards still owe me for the entertainment.

 

[Adieu OEA]

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Forking hell....