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Great specifically and Oz overall is fine, 6 new covid cases so far today in the country and 1 death I think. We are still arguing about starting the footie season at the end of May so how the UK are looking at restarting things with where they are is a mystery. Great songs created by people in this lock down have kept me smiling.

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<laugh> good to hear Eric<ok>
 
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I applied to be a sperm donor, the nurse asked if i could w**k in the cup

I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
Had a similar experience. Apparently she wasn't referring to her bra when she was talking about the cup.

Should be out again in a few months, with good behaviour ....
 
I hear that poor old misunderstood Saiz feels he'd fit in better in China .....

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