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brisbane-lion
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A nine year old girl has gone missing after using a beauty product that is advertised as making you look ten years younger.
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He took her hand and said, “Second, I’d want you to relax… Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then…”
He sighed, “let’s put all these Frosties back in the box !"
Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He took her hand and said, “Second, I’d want you to relax… Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then…”
He sighed, “let’s put all these Frosties back in the box !"
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yep i am mateI have to ask you Makem. going by your avatar, are you an ex para.
2020VisionofLeeds
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The cute little sheep in the far distance?
2020VisionofLeeds
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I hear a lot of Welsh emigrated to Argentina
2020VisionofLeeds
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To be serious, as a non combatant in anything more risky than the under 5’s egg and spoon race, I take my hat off to anyone who did what you did.
was pretty lucky really have a tracer bullet scar just below my left ear on my cheek bone, could tell a lot of stories but tend not to in case people think your bragging my dad was a para as well dropped at Arnhem we used to go there together to take part in the drop, but moved to Amsterdam after my divorce spent 18 years there and move to germany for retirement.
took their Harem with them as well, incase they needed a new wool coat making