I saw a dozen people running down the road earlier I shouted 'Oi, what's going on?' A bloke shouts 'a lions escaped from the zoo' 'Bloody hell, which way did it go?' 'You don't think we're f*cking chasing it do you?'
**** off, that's the first time i have laughed out loud for a long time. PS I had to look for the lamp
The author of ' The book of inappropriate innuendo jokes' as died suddenly. His wife is taking it real hard.
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