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"Pint of beer, please." "There you go. £3.90." "Thanks. Erm, is there room to put some lemonade in with it?" "Yeah, sure." "Well...fill it with f*cking beer, then."
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The difference between American forces and bush hat British forces
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2020VisionofLeeds
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2020VisionofLeeds
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It’s when they tell you are no. 15, and 10 minutes later you are no. 16My worst result was 27th.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked up a box of tampons and went to the checkout.
The pharmacist asked the older boy "How old are you ?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued "Do you know what these are used for ?"
The boy replied "Not exactly, but they aren't for me, they're for him. He's my brother and he's four."
"Oh, really ?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these you'll be able to swim, play tennis & ride a bike, and he can't do any of those yet."
The pharmacist asked the older boy "How old are you ?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued "Do you know what these are used for ?"
The boy replied "Not exactly, but they aren't for me, they're for him. He's my brother and he's four."
"Oh, really ?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these you'll be able to swim, play tennis & ride a bike, and he can't do any of those yet."
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A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now."
I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
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