I underwent some surgery yesterday . it was a Penis Reduction Proceedure . It was A complete success . I only have one now
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.
Guy was sitting n a bar alone. He noticed another bloke sitting along from him staring at an empty glass. He spoke up, "Would you like another one, mate?" The man looked at him, "What would I want two empty glasses for?"
