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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. xbpod

    xbpod Well-Known Member

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    If you choose to live in America you're a thick yank.

    If you have supported Leeds longer than I've been alive perhaps it's time to learn to read. But as I said before you can't educate pork.
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    He does have form for doing this you only have to look back on this thread to see it. he wont apologise and presses the report button to get the mods in, he comes on here to press other people's buttons who have a differing aspect on life than him/her but then only ignites his/her own fragile meltdown button sheer bigotry.
     
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    A woman is in the shower and she hears a knock at the front door. The woman jumps out the shower but there’s no towel. She hears another knock at the front door.

    The woman runs downstairs naked and says “Who’s there?” The person at the door replies “The blind man”.
    Upon hearing this response the woman thinks ‘he’s blind, it doesn’t matter if I open the door naked’ and opens the door. The man steps in and says “Nice tits, where do you want me to hang these blinds?”
     
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  5. Infidel

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    Poly …. put kettle on, even better take a different pill tomorrow ffs.
     
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    My grandpa used to use that saying, quite good imo.
     
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    I asked my mate earlier if he watched the game on Saturday, he replied he had and said it was a shame they ran out of gas toward the end. Shame I said, I thought you hated Liverpool.
    Liverpool?, I'm on about the French police.
     
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    Infidel, make some coffee and keep taking the tablets, ftsof.
     
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    Just exposing more of your ignorance

    If an American chooses to live in Britain, is he a "thick Brit" ?

    Moron.

    And why does longevity necessitate literacy in your bigoted mind ?
     
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    The Leeds board is for men with balls about time you grew a pair or came out as transexual, everyone would believe you if you did, the way you go on
     
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