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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Who won the first Tour de France?


    The 42nd Panzer division.
     
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    French World War Two rifle for sale.
    Never fired.
    Dropped once.
     
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    Bet it took a while for you to find that photo rog
     
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    In a recent survey of dyslexic Yorkshire men over half admitted to putting a cat flap on their head
     
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    I've just asked the Pharmacist.."Have you any Benylin"..?

    He said.."For Cough"..

    I said..." Ok mate,.I only asked"
     
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    would have thought Pussy door would have been better
     
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    His Mrs found it for him.
     
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    BUNCH OF ****S JUST WAIT <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> at least i dont do cock
     
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    the us presidents plane...air force one
    the swiss presidents...tobler one
     
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