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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but his tongue wasn't tested:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wonder if Archers road boyfriend wants his sex toy back yet, bit ****ty if you ask me <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    God watcheth over all his righteous subjects, Mr Roger, and I doth feel safe wrapped in his glory. I tried loving my neighbour but her husband found out. :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    there is nothing so bad as a scorned neighbour who's not getting a daily ration be strong my son the lord works in mysterious ways, as he picked you didn't he<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Man enquiring about an ad for a bike:
    Is it still for sale?
    Yes it is
    What's the lowest you will go on it?
    About 2mph, any lower and you'll fall off.
     
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    Yes, Roger, my secret is out. I am the chosen one. :emoticon-0131-angel<peacedove>
     
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    Give it time<steam>
     
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    is everybody to scared to like this i mean they players in question were 2 faced
     
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    make sure you give it a good wind up mate Erics looking for another one<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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