Looks like Yorkshire are gonna keep doing well in the Olympics. Peter Sutcliffe's coming up soon at the Hammer.
I think it's a nice little pun myself, good bit of shock value and topical with the Yorkshire at the Olympics thing.
Had to go the the mortuary today to identify my wife’s body “Are you sure it’s her?” asked the policeman “Well she’s cold, she’s rigid and she’s not talking to me - it’s definitely her”
An 8-year-old choirboy catches the priest knocking one out in the confessional booth. He asks, "What are you doing, Father?" "It's called masturbating," the priest replied, "and before you know it, you'll be doing it soon." "How come, Father?" asked the choirboy. The priest said "Because my wrist is aching."
A boy comes home from school and tells his parents he's just had sex for the very first time. His proud dad says. "I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you'll have to wait until pay-day." The boy replies, "That's alright Dad. My arse is too sore to ride it at the moment anyway."
Shako's sister just confused him,she told him she has 4 brothers,and he can't work out why he only has 3.
A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied. "When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and an apple." "**** me!" said the grandson, "a mobile phone AND a computer?"
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: They had photos of Manchester United players on them - people got confused with which side to spit on. Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan? A: A dope carrier. Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator? A: A Man U fan is a real dick Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Today, I went for my regular testicle check. This time I saw a new Thai nurse, when she cupped my balls she said, "don't worry, an erection is quite common at this stage" I said " I haven't got an erection" She replied, " no but I have"
