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Man gets stopped for erratic driving by the Polis ...

"Could you breath into this machine sir"

Hands over card "Chronic asthmatic" ...

"OK then sir, we will have to take you down to the station for a blood test"

Hands over card "Hemophiliac"

"OK sir... then we will have to take you down to the station for a urine test"

Hands over another card "Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Club - please don't take the piss" <laugh>
 
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Man with a bit of wire in his mouth

Mike

Woman with a slate on her head

Ruth

Man with a piece of glass either side of his head

Paddy o doors

There’s some ****e ones.
 
rooch 3 said:
Man with a bit of wire in his mouth

Mike

Woman with a slate on her head

Ruth

Man with a piece of glass either side of his head

Paddy o doors

There’s some ****e ones.
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What do you call a man with one leg?


Virgil van Dyke


[HASHTAG]#toosoon[/HASHTAG]
 
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BREAKING NEWS.

Merseyside police today discovered 24kilo of heroin, 3 AK47's and £100,000 in cash at a house behind the library in Kirkby. Residents said they were shocked to discover they had a library
 
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Man between two houses.

Ali

Woman in the woods

Theresa Brown

Chelsea fan

Wayne Carr

"How to make money" by Robin Banks
 
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