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A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38DD. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for £75 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38DD bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for £200 each."
 
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