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Three bodies were brought into the morgue, and strangely... all of them had huge smiles on their faces.
A police officer asked the coroner, "Why are they all smiling?"
The coroner replied, The first man passed away during a romantic moment with someone he loved, so he left this world smiling.
"The second man had just won the lottery and celebrated a little too hard."
And the third guy, Paddy from Dublin was struck by lightning.
The officer looked confused and asked, "Then why is he smiling?"
The coroner answered,
"He thought someone was taking his picture."
A police officer asked the coroner, "Why are they all smiling?"
The coroner replied, The first man passed away during a romantic moment with someone he loved, so he left this world smiling.
"The second man had just won the lottery and celebrated a little too hard."
And the third guy, Paddy from Dublin was struck by lightning.
The officer looked confused and asked, "Then why is he smiling?"
The coroner answered,
"He thought someone was taking his picture."