Off Topic Jokes thread
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Oh dear Oh dear.....
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I called the church down the street to ask can I rent their singing group.
They said "You mean a choir" I said "Rent or acquire what's the difference???
They said "You mean a choir" I said "Rent or acquire what's the difference???
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"Doctor doctor, I keep imagining that I'm a goat!"
Doctor: “Hmm, how long has this been going on?"
Me: “Ever since I was a kid..."
Doctor: “Hmm, how long has this been going on?"
Me: “Ever since I was a kid..."
My missus asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out for tomorrow.
I can't read it now.....
I can't read it now.....
My dear old Grandad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray.
He is now classed as a seasoned veteran....
He is now classed as a seasoned veteran....
I went to a restaurant and ordered the Napoleon chicken.
I complained to the waiter that there was no meat on it.
The waiter replied "you got the boney part"
I complained to the waiter that there was no meat on it.
The waiter replied "you got the boney part"
Got my letterbox ready for all the local election leaflets.
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