Off Topic Jokes thread
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My best friend was born without any eyelids.
So the surgeons used a unique new procedure by circumcising him and used the skin to create the lids that he was born without.
The operation was a success, but he’s just a little cockeyed.
So the surgeons used a unique new procedure by circumcising him and used the skin to create the lids that he was born without.
The operation was a success, but he’s just a little cockeyed.
Last night, I saw this bloke sneaking around my garden wearing a rugby shirt, golfing slacks, tennis shoes and a pair of goalkeepers gloves.
"Hey, I shouted, what's your game?"
"Hey, I shouted, what's your game?"