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A lion would never drive under the influence...
But a Tiger Wood.
But a Tiger Wood.
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I now identify as a can of deodorant.
And before you ask... Yes, I'm Sure.
And before you ask... Yes, I'm Sure.
A man came home very late and very drunk. His wife, who was waiting for him in the hallway, rolling pin in hand, asked, “It's 2am. Where the heck have you been?”
He said, “I don’t know, but the place had red velvet wallpaper and gold-plated urinals.” Then he passed out.
Curious, his wife started calling bars around town.
First bar — no red wallpaper.
Second bar — red wallpaper, but no gold urinals.
Finally, she called another bar and asked, “Do you have red velvet wallpaper and gold-plated urinals?”
There was a pause, then she heard a voice in the background say,
“Hey Charlie… I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone.”
He said, “I don’t know, but the place had red velvet wallpaper and gold-plated urinals.” Then he passed out.
Curious, his wife started calling bars around town.
First bar — no red wallpaper.
Second bar — red wallpaper, but no gold urinals.
Finally, she called another bar and asked, “Do you have red velvet wallpaper and gold-plated urinals?”
There was a pause, then she heard a voice in the background say,
“Hey Charlie… I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone.”
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As it's April Fools Day tomorrow, we should all message Keir Starmer to tell him he's doing a great job
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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
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I just gave the wife a handmade bra that i got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.
Aww, how sweet She giggled. Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm.
I said, No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction….
Aww, how sweet She giggled. Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm.
I said, No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction….
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