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A YORKSHIREMAN walks into the dentist and asks how much it will cost to extract a tooth.
"You're looking at £400" the dentist says.
"OW MUCH!!!" the Yorkshireman exclaims in disbelief
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"£400 to tek a chuffin tooth 'art! Int there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "If I don't use anaesthetic, I can probably do it for about £250. It'll be really painful though!"
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"I'm not bothered about how painful it'll be but that's still too expensive!" replies the Yorkshireman.
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "I could give Leeds Dental hospital a ring and they could probably send a student up to give it a go for some experience. I suppose in that case I could charge you £100."
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"Nope," moans the yorkshireman, "it's still too much! I'm not med of money!"
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"Okay," says the dentist. "If I simply just rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can do that for 50 quid?"
"Champion!" says the Yorkshireman.....
"Book the wife in for next Tuesday!"
 
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