Off Topic Jokes thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
I went to my doctors.
My doctor is chinese and he said "what is ploblem.I said "every time I fart my arse talks to me". "What does it say" he asked? I said "Honda". He told me to take my trousers off to examine me."Ahh soo" he said. "me see ploblem"
I said anxiously "what is it". He said "you have a boil on your bum". So why does it talk?
He said......Abscess Makes the Fart go Honda