A lad goes for a job in a general store. Boss says let me show u how its done. A customer walks in &asks for a packet of grass seed, the boss says sir, when the grass grows u will need shears, and after that u will need a lawn mower. The customer says, I never thought of that & leaves spending £200. That is how its done says the boss, the next customer is yours, a man walks in and says, I would like a packet of tampax. The boy replies would u like a lawn mower as well sir? The man says why would I want a lawn mower?! The Boy says - Well your weekend's f-cked, you might as well cut the grass!