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Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went to a British pub where the toilets played ABBA songs every time you flushed them.
What a loo!
What a loo!
I'm looking for someone to teach me how to prepare desserts.
I'm free most days but can’t make Sundaes…
I'm free most days but can’t make Sundaes…
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Dress for the job you want they say.
Though I do feel silly dressed as an airline pilot while I’m on the tills......
Though I do feel silly dressed as an airline pilot while I’m on the tills......
I know a guy who can chop down trees while he’s asleep.
He’s a slumberjack......
He’s a slumberjack......
Just bought an Elvis record on ebay titled wooden leg.
I asked the seller should it no be wooden heart.
He said yes but this is a pirate copy.
I asked the seller should it no be wooden heart.
He said yes but this is a pirate copy.
I came second in a star naming contest.
I got a constellation prize.
I got a constellation prize.
Will I Am Shakes Spear!
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I applied for a job at the local animal hospital.
But, I didn’t get through the vetting process.......
But, I didn’t get through the vetting process.......
I spent £500 on a limo and have just found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.......
I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.......
So I'm driving down the road, and I see an apple pie on the ground , then a cherry pie and then a cheesecake.
I've never seen the streets so desserted….
I've never seen the streets so desserted….
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