I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth.
I think they might be trying to groom me......
I think they might be trying to groom me......
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I asked at the chemist today, "Do you have anything to clear up diarrhoea?"
The pharmacist said, "Try these tablets."
I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket. I've just sh*t on your floor!"
The pharmacist said, "Try these tablets."
I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket. I've just sh*t on your floor!"
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I'm not saying staff at my local Asda are lazy b*stards.......
But I've used the self checkout twice and I've already been named Employee of the Month!
But I've used the self checkout twice and I've already been named Employee of the Month!
I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia...
We were separated at Perth
We were separated at Perth
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Thanks For The Warning.....
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Labour too slow to defend our British Territories. Uncle Albert is now on his way to defend Cyprus....
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