Off Topic Jokes thread
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Newly married Grace and Joyce have cancelled a honeymoon in Brighton to support The Green Party in Gorton and Denton this week.
"Zack Polanski is a hero of ours" said the happy couple. "He bought our matching size 13 sandals as a wedding gift and has offered to reduce the size of Joyce's testicles through hypnotherapy. "
"Zack Polanski is a hero of ours" said the happy couple. "He bought our matching size 13 sandals as a wedding gift and has offered to reduce the size of Joyce's testicles through hypnotherapy. "
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Went to my local Sealife centre yesterday morning.
Gutted it was closed for training porpoises......
Gutted it was closed for training porpoises......
What do you call a Scotsman with Diarrhea?
Brave fart
Brave fart
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I’ve got a grandson he’s 4 years old, and he can’t say please in Spanish.
That’s poor for 4 isn't it !
That’s poor for 4 isn't it !
I met this dyslexic Yorkshire man.
He was wearing a cat flap.....
He was wearing a cat flap.....
Went to the doctors today, he said “what’s the problem?”
I said “I keep feeling like I’m an ocean”
He replied “can you be more Pacific?”
I said “I keep feeling like I’m an ocean”
He replied “can you be more Pacific?”
I've just detected some strange noises coming from the airing cupboard.
Think I've got irritable towel syndrome.......
Think I've got irritable towel syndrome.......
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