Off Topic Jokes thread
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"As you know Susan, I've just returned from China where I secured a deal worth £8.50 to supply 2 packs of hobnobs per year to their border post with Kazakhstan".
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Another mentally challenged individual whom is spending our money hand over fist, is everybody's favourite dwarf-headed snake mouth, Chris Bowen.
Ford, GM, Volvo, Mercedes-Benz, and Volkswagen, the largest car manufacturers in the world, have abandoned EV only vehicles because they know they are **** and worth nothing upon resale.
These industry leading manufacturers are even developing improved internal combustion engines.
China is the only Country going all in on EV because dumb governments like our Communist Labor party are paying them to make the ****boxes with our cheap coal.
Only a leftie would think this is a great idea. Australia is now flooded with crappy disposable EV's from China instead of new Holdens and Fords. This is all by design.
The only person who hasn't got the memo is, you guessed it, BowenKini! People with functioning brains have known for years that Net Zero is an elitist hoax designed to enslave Western Countries and brain wash them into thinking the world is going to end.
Ford, GM, Volvo, Mercedes-Benz, and Volkswagen, the largest car manufacturers in the world, have abandoned EV only vehicles because they know they are **** and worth nothing upon resale.
These industry leading manufacturers are even developing improved internal combustion engines.
China is the only Country going all in on EV because dumb governments like our Communist Labor party are paying them to make the ****boxes with our cheap coal.
Only a leftie would think this is a great idea. Australia is now flooded with crappy disposable EV's from China instead of new Holdens and Fords. This is all by design.
The only person who hasn't got the memo is, you guessed it, BowenKini! People with functioning brains have known for years that Net Zero is an elitist hoax designed to enslave Western Countries and brain wash them into thinking the world is going to end.
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Policeman-"Did you know your nearside rear light on your car was out?"
Driver-"Oh no! Oh dear! Oh no, no no no no no"
Policeman-"It's ok, this is just a warning- get it fixed before...."
Driver-"What's happened to my caravan??"
Driver-"Oh no! Oh dear! Oh no, no no no no no"
Policeman-"It's ok, this is just a warning- get it fixed before...."
Driver-"What's happened to my caravan??"
Went for a walk past a farm with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again, my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girifriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell
when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" | asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of
smell."
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again, my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready." We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girifriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell
when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye. She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19." Surprised, "Why do you say that?" | asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of
smell."