Off Topic Jokes thread
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Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow.
Once inside, his mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna tell him, or should I?"
Once inside, his mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna tell him, or should I?"
I once met a girl from Liverpool and l asked her, "Do you like avocado"?
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive".
She replied, "No I don't, I can't even drive".
I'm no safety expert, but......
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A Woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
So the Doctor says, "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman replies, "Yes, Pepper !"
So the Doctor says, "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman replies, "Yes, Pepper !"
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