Off Topic Jokes thread

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I just imparted some apt wisdom on a bloke down B&Q

He was standing clutching a multi grade pack of sandpaper, looked at me bemused and said " cant buy it in singles!"

I put my hand comfortingly on his shoulder and said " mate sometimes you just have to take the rough with the smooth,