Off Topic Jokes thread
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Uncanny resemblance..
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So I said to my Doctor: "Every time I eat rice, I get out of breath".
He told me I was Basmatic.
He told me I was Basmatic.
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David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport, he sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror.
Eventually the driver says "ok, give us a clue then?"
Beckham sighs and replies
"well I had a glittering career for Man United, married a Spice Girl and played over 100 times for England, is that enough?".
Driver says "no you thick f*cker, where are you going!?"
Eventually the driver says "ok, give us a clue then?"
Beckham sighs and replies
"well I had a glittering career for Man United, married a Spice Girl and played over 100 times for England, is that enough?".
Driver says "no you thick f*cker, where are you going!?"
Bacon sandwich at Old Trafford -
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£6.50
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