Off Topic Jokes thread
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Despite getting A.B.B.A. in my recent exam results, no employer will take a chance on me.....
My mate was a Kleptomaniac and a sex pest. He went around pinching peoples bums
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"Fire in the hole!" I shouted.
As I picked up the Deep Heat instead of Anusol
As I picked up the Deep Heat instead of Anusol
I wonder if songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words.....
If you want your old fridge taken away by the council fast and free. Paint the English flag on it and it will be gone with in the day!.. follow me for more pro tips.....
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Little known fact!
Richard Gere’s dad was Gottler, a Swedish ventriloquist.....
Richard Gere’s dad was Gottler, a Swedish ventriloquist.....
They scoffed when I told them one day I would learn the secret of invisibility...
If only they could see me now!
If only they could see me now!
My local butcher asked if I would like some cured ham.
I said, "Frankly I'd like some that hasn't been ill in the first place".
I said, "Frankly I'd like some that hasn't been ill in the first place".
VW have just launched an electric vehicle for Yorkshire people.
They have called it the E-Up !
They have called it the E-Up !
