I went into my 12 year old sons bedroom yesterday and saw he had a 42 inch plasma TV... so when he got home from school I questioned him...
"Where did you get the TV, did you steal it?"
"No, I didn't steal it, I bought it."
"Where did you get the money, you dealing drugs?"
"Of corse not, I saved up my hiking money."
"Wtf is hiking money?"
"Well whenever your out, uncle Bob comes round, gives me a twenty and says 'take a hike'..."