Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
They put me in the ICU.
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I finally got to see a doctor today.
I went and spoke to them on the picket line
I went and spoke to them on the picket line
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I said to my wife: "When I die l'd like to die having sex."
She replied: "At least it'll be quick."
She replied: "At least it'll be quick."
The Pubs are allowed to stay open until 1am on Sunday night for the Women's Euros final, and 6am if it goes to Penalties.
An electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked: "Wire you insulate?"
He replied: “Watts it to you, don’t be so negative, wire you blowing a fuse? I'm ohm, aren't I?" I suppose I’m grounded now!!”
He replied: “Watts it to you, don’t be so negative, wire you blowing a fuse? I'm ohm, aren't I?" I suppose I’m grounded now!!”
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Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
He was outstanding in his field
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised
She seemed surprised
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Because they make up everything.
Our grandad was a golfer. His dying wish was to be buried under the local shop.
He's now 6 under Spar.
He's now 6 under Spar.