Off Topic Jokes thread
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Chelsea Team Transport 1970
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I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.
He said "Up until last week I had it all,a cook who cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed and ironed, I had a roof over my head, TV, Internet, I went to the gym every day the pool, the library and I could still go to school."
I asked him, "What happened? was it drugs? alcohol? divorce?"
He replied "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no....I just got out of prison !"
He said "Up until last week I had it all,a cook who cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed and ironed, I had a roof over my head, TV, Internet, I went to the gym every day the pool, the library and I could still go to school."
I asked him, "What happened? was it drugs? alcohol? divorce?"
He replied "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no....I just got out of prison !"
Just been to Boots and asked the assistant if they sold Benylin.
She replied, "For cough?"
I said "Steady on love, I only asked!"
She replied, "For cough?"
I said "Steady on love, I only asked!"